From the dude that brings you ' I Can't drive 55 ' comes a fantastical beverage that will give you one more reason not to drive. Cabo Wabo brand tequila is a rocker and metalheads delight with a semi sweet aged to perfection exquisite taste.

Available in Blanco, Anejo, and Reposado, this blazing tequila will hit you right between the eyes before you realize it. Trust me, you'll sip this quickly and not even realize how much you drank until it's too late and you're in the street yelling "Eddie is not just a mascot ! He's alive " to passing motorists. Or so I've heard.

Naturally, stuff this good is quite expensive, so you'll have to choose between gas for the week of a bottle of Sammy's stuff. Me, I went for the cactus juice. After all, driving is so overrated.

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