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NUNSLAUGHTER

NUMBER 10

We all know that the name of this band has the name NUN and SLAUGHTER in it. Okay. That's a given. However upon closer inspection, you'll note that the two words are together to form one new word. Nunslaughter. So there you go. That's not actually a word is it ? No. Think that makes this name any less wicked ? No again. These guys are wicked. Very very wicked. Or so they say. I'll take their word for it.

WE CAME WITH BROKEN TEETH

NUMBER 9

Ladies and Gentlemen...get ready...for....WE CAME WITH BROKEN TEETH ! Not sure what that inspires live but the name alone conjures up a wild bunch of guys that don't mind getting into a scrap. I can only imagine that if band members start to split off and form their own projects that we just might get 'We Came with Dislocated Shoulders' or ' They Arrive with Herniated Discs' . Hey, it's possible.

GUTTED WITH BROKEN GLASS

NUMBER 8

Okay. This made me think. If I absolutely positively HAD to be gutted by something, what would it be ? Broken glass sounds painful. A machete sounds painful. A chainsaw sounds painful and messy. Hmmm...I just can't think of one single thing I would choose to be gutted by. I mean, even if I picked something soft and less threatening, like a Q-Tip. I'd still be gutted right ? Right. So, I guess broken glass will have to do. Wise choice.

SUBTERRENEAN FECAL ROOT

NUMBER 7

Beneath the ground, there lies the root of crap. According to these dudes anyway. Naturally that was a literal translation. But I'm sure the band meant something totally different and much more illuminating. Pretty darn sure.

100 DEAD RABBITS

NUMBER 6

100 Dead Rabbits ? Really ? Come on. This is DEATH METAL ! Why not 6,666,666,666 Dead Rabbits ? Note that includes plenty of the iconic sixes ? But 100 Dead Rabbits does work in it's own way. After all, rabbits are cute and cuddly, and when you've got 100 of them dead and piled up in one spot with blood and guts strewn about the place, that's pretty damn morbid. Or you're at a Rabbit's Foot Keychain factory.

OUR MEXICAN BUTCHER

NUMBER 5

You gotta admit, this really stands out. I immediately picture the band being introduced and someone trying to figure out which member is their mexican butcher. I mean, consider the genre and you just have to come up with someone that slaughters animals by day and jams to music about it at night. I'm certain that's not what's actually happening here, but in a twisted warped death metal kind of way that would be cool.

PRESCHOOL TEA PARTY MASSACRE

NUMBER 4

Throw the word Preschool anywhere in the Death Metal category and we have a winner folks ! Just think of the band name. Really think about it. Now what comes to mind ? Seriously ? YOU SEE ! You just know these guys freakin' rock. And for the record, I do not advocate senseless violence towards minors. But I do admire a band that has the balls to call themselves something nobody wants to hear about.

DYING FETUS

NUMBER 3

Ummmm....you know.....dying....fetus...

NO BALLADS

NUMBER 2

The name says it all. No Ballads. No wimpy ballads. No stupid ballads. No fuckin' ballads. No goddamn ballads. No punk ass ballads. No crappy ballads. No ballads. These guys play Death Metal. Not ballads. Let's make that point clear okay ?

DYSENTERY

NUMBER 1

Come on. Dysentery. You DO know what that is right ? For those that do, naming yourselves after a bodily function in which you lose all control of your bowel movements until you're practically crapping your guts out is definitely the top on my list. Those that still don't know what dysentery is can simply refer to the context clues. Dysentery. Good lord. That's just wrong. And that makes this right for the number one kick ass Death Metal Band Name !